Take down that ad reading ‘Hero Wanted’ (or leave it up, should you so desire – it’s nice to see in this day and age, and does the heart good): if you have a writing job that needs doing and you’d like to toss a purse of gold my way (hey, a guy can hope, can’t he?), you can get in touch by emailing me at

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Andrew Miller trading as Handful of Beans.